ROB ROB (FULLY COVERED)

DJ TOK
[Intro – playful male spoken vocal, piano groove building]
“Oi, who’s that in the grey Porsche?”
“That’s Rob.”
“The insurance guy?”
“Yeah mate… fully covered!”

Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob!
[Verse 1 – bouncy, confident rhythmic male vocal]
He’s got a heart of gold, and a Rolex too
Louis Vuitton, yeah, he likes that view
Little bit of bling, little bit of shine
Always looking sharp, always looking fine
Selling life cover, making big deals
Big insurance firms, that’s how he rolls
Tesla Model Three, Performance machine
But there’s something louder in his dream
[Pre-Chorus – uplifting piano chords, tension rising]
Grey on grey, that Porsche rolls through
Big rear wing, everybody looks too
Naturally aspirated, hear that sound
Flat-six screaming all over town!
[Build – rising synths, claps, crowd chanting]
Who’s that? (ROB!)
Who’s that? (ROB!)
Big wing! (ROB!)
Big watch! (ROB!)
[CHORUS – MASSIVE EUPHORIC PIANO HOUSE DROP]
Rob, Rob, big baller Rob! (Hey!)
Fully covered, full throttle, won’t stop! (Hey!)
Grey GT3, Rolex on top
Honda went bang, but the beat don’t stop!
Rob, Rob, big baller Rob! (Hey!)
Big wing, big heart, giving all he’s got! (Hey!)
Life insurance? He’s your guy!
Hampton Downs, one more try!
[POST-CHORUS – infectious bass hook and crowd response]
Rob! Rob! Rob! (Hey!)
Fully covered! (Hey!)
Rob! Rob! Rob! (Hey!)
Fully loaded!
K-two-four? (POP!)
Back to the shop! (HEY!)
One more lap!
He won’t stop!
[Verse 2 – cheeky rhythmic vocal, driving bass]
Honda Integra, K-twenty-four
Naturally aspirated, always wanting more
Hampton Downs, chasing that time
One more tenth, one more redline
Engine gets hot, something goes wrong
Rob says, “Nah mate, she’s still strong!”
One more session, one more go
Now the Honda’s on a tow!

But he’s the nicest guy you’ll ever meet
Always got a smile, never admits defeat
From the racetrack to the VIP
Now that Porsche is his new baby!

Big watch! (HEY!)
Big wing! (HEY!)
Big heart! (HEY!)
Let that flat-six sing!
[CHORUS – FULL DROP, catchy stacked vocals]
Rob, Rob, big baller Rob! (Hey!)
Fully covered, full throttle, won’t stop! (Hey!)
Grey GT3, Rolex on top
Honda went bang, but the beat don’t stop!
Rob, Rob, big baller Rob! (Hey!)
Big wing, big heart, giving all he’s got! (Hey!)
Life insurance? He’s your guy!
Hampton Downs, one more try!
[BREAKDOWN – music cuts, comedy spoken exchange]
“Rob, mate… can you insure the Integra?”
“I sell LIFE insurance, mate.”
“So who’s covering the engine?”

“Nobody.”

“OH, ROB!”
[FINAL DROP – maximum energy, singalong chorus]
Rob! Rob! Big baller Rob!
Fully covered, full throttle, won’t stop!
Grey GT3, Rolex on top
Honda went bang, but the beat don’t stop!
Rob! Rob! Big baller Rob!
Big wing, big heart, giving all he’s got!
R-O-B! G-T-three!
Living that baller life, VIP!

K-two-four? (POP!)
Back to the shop!

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