Kingmaker (Swipe Right)

Kingmaker, oh-oh (uh)
Kingmaker, oh-oh (yeah)
Nobody's got the numbers, so
Who you gonna call tonight?

Chris and Chris on the debate stage
Both of 'em rulin' things out all day
"No GST," "no tax, no way"
Still can't pick a Warriors game
Cost of living, say it twice
Back on track, in it for you, nice
Fifty-eight and fifty-eight
Deadlock, baby, it's a date

Winston's at twelve and he's smilin'
Qiulae's at seven and she's dialin'
Greens on sixteen, lookin' fine
Everybody's gonna swipe right on election night

Kingmaker, oh-oh (who's gonna crown me?)
Kingmaker, oh-oh (who's gonna call?)
Rule me in, rule me out, rule me in again
Kingmaker, oh-oh, I'll wait for you, my friend
Kingmaker (uh), Kingmaker (yeah)
There's only one poll that matters, and it's not this one, mate

Luxon said "I won't work with her"
She said "that's old-fashioned, sir"
Winston said "the poll is wrong,
You haven't seen the real one, son"
Seymour's cuttin', Chlöe's surgin'
Te Pāti's countin' every seat
Overhang, one-twenty-four
Nobody's got the keys to the door

Kingmaker, oh-oh (who's gonna crown me?)
Kingmaker, oh-oh (who's gonna call?)
Rule me in, rule me out, rule me in again
Kingmaker, oh-oh, I'll wait for you, my friend
Kingmaker (uh), Kingmaker (yeah)
There's only one poll that matters, and it's not this one, mate

Left bloc, right bloc (same, same)
Joining forces (what's your name?)
Labour, Greens, National, ACT
Everybody's textin' Winston P

Winston's at twelve and he's smilin'
Kingmaker, oh-oh (who's gonna crown me?)
Kingmaker, oh-oh (who's gonna call?)
Rule me in, rule me out, rule me in again
Kingmaker, oh-oh, I'll wait for you, my friend
Kingmaker (uh), Kingmaker (yeah)
There's only one poll that matters, and it's not this one, mate

Kingmaker, oh-oh (uh)
Kingmaker, oh-oh (yeah)