Bing Bing (CPV King)

[Intro]
Yeah…
Who’s outside?
Bing
[Verse 1]
CLA two-fifty, pulling up clean
Fresh white shirt and the Rolex gleam
Steps out smooth like he owns the street
Clipboard ready and the loafers neat
Property valuer, knows every line
Australian CPA, numbers on time
Owner says, “Bing, what you reckon it’s worth?”
He looks around slow—
“Let me finish my work.”

He don’t rush
He takes his time
Checks the view
Checks the size
CPA
Watch on wrist
Everybody knows
Who’s pulling up like this

Bing, Bing — big baller Bing
CLA two-fifty when he pulls in
Rolex shining, looking too clean
CPA certified, big baller Bing
Bing, Bing — tell me what it’s worth
Rolling house to house, suburb to suburb
Fresh white shirt and the Mercedes gleam
Everybody knows—
Big baller Bing

Bing-bing-bing-bing
Big baller Bing

Bing-bing-bing-bing
Big baller Bing
Bing-bing-bing-bing
CPA Bing
Bing-bing-bing-bing
Rolex on the wrist
Bing-bing-bing—
Too clean!

Three bed, two bath, marble inside
Double garage, got a hell of a drive
Owner says, “Surely this one’s top of the range?”
Bing gives a smile—
“We’ll see what the market says.”
Back in the Benz, seat laid back
Ambient lights and the leather all black
Numbers all checked, got another at three
Whole street watching that CLA leave

He don’t shout
He don’t need to flex
CPA
Double-checks
Pulls up slow
Steps out clean
Everybody knows
Exactly who they’ve seen

Bing, Bing — big baller Bing
CLA two-fifty when he pulls in
Rolex shining, looking too clean
CPA certified, big baller Bing
Bing, Bing — tell me what it’s worth
Rolling house to house, suburb to suburb
Fresh white shirt and the Mercedes gleam
Everybody knows—
Big baller Bing
Big baller Bing

What do you drive?
CLA.
What you wearing?
Rolex.
What are you?
CPA.
What do you value?
Property.
And who’s the baller?
…
Bing.

Bing…
Bing…
Bing…
BIG BALLER—
BING!

Bing, Bing — big baller Bing
CLA two-fifty when he pulls in
Rolex shining, looking too clean
Australian CPA, living the dream
Bing, Bing — tell me what it’s worth
Rolling house to house, suburb to suburb
Mercedes parked and the whole street sees—
BING! BING! BING!
Big baller Bing!
Big baller Bing

Bing-bing-bing-bing
Big baller Bing
Bing-bing-bing-bing
CPA Bing

“So… what’s it worth?”
…
“I’ll send you the report.”